@nocode: Green Hor... what? Wasn't Bruce Lee in that joint?

That's so gangsta! And those muffled cries you hear - are Loughner's vote of approval, while being "trained" in jail.

Welcome to Giz, I think you'll like what's left of this "blagh".

Nah, that's a head c0nd0m, so he can slide his head up his a$$ without risking an STD.

Angel, being a 6'5", heavily tattoed *cough*member*cough* of Latin Kings who turned King of Spam into Queen of Can

Sofa King trumps 'em all!

to entertain you, duh.

you obviously didn't notice "/s" aka "sarcasm" tag. ;-)

Will Ubuntu b!tch and moan when juice runs out and system dies in "dirty" state? Yes.

Temple 1 does make some kick-a$$ trance/prog.

ah yes. a week has passed without Giz polishing the collective Apple knob. Time to slap together another "ad as pointless article" to fill the page.

Gizmodo? Overhyped sensationalism? Naaaaaaaaaaahhhh.... you ain't foolin no one, troll! /s

Yeah... except situations where she's really insecure and you stop texting her, so she feels like you're already interested in someone else... and throws this whole dramma thing... and you g o like "hey, I thought you weren't interested, so I backed off" and she's like "Nah-uh, I am interested! I think you're nice and…

I hear if you put a little hat on a snowball, it would last longer in hell

My wife and I just had a fight last week over who gets to use her MacBook Air. I won, because I'm bigger, I'm a man. And men have bigger brains than women. It's a scientific fact. You can't fight science. :p ...but really... never thought I'd have a laptop envy... but damn it, I should have bought it for myself and…

Yeah... and they conveniently forget that they are one of the few firms that can manage to outbore the buyer more than Toyota. Or the fact that most of the new well-selling Ford models had to be imported from Europe... or the fact that FORD still stands for FIX OR REPAIR DAILY. Not defending toothache-inducing boredom…

Yo LG, Imma really happy for you and Imma let yo ninja finish, but taking a pie to Bill Gates face was the best abuse of a techno-tyrant of all time! of all time!

Seems like someone didn't take same classes Giz "contributors" did.... :-/ To understand, you need to take "Sensationalism 101" or "Hack Journalism 103". Alternatively, you can take "Flinging Poo, seeing if it sticks 104" but that one requires pre-requisites of "Talking out of your arse 101" or "BSing with conviction…

@Steezy McFresh: does bong hold the water?

30 seconds to be ready again? Clearly there's a typo or contraption in question is 15 - 20 years old...