It's actually Cameron's house. Not Ferris'. Just sayin.

@Michael Scrip: Minesweeper. Calc too. Oh, and Solitaire. Tried, tested, works, ready for production, seal of approval. Who needs anything else? :-)

@ "How Microsoft is going to differentiate them, from the branding to the interface to the features, we don't know yet. Microsoft is very much emphasizing that this is just a "tech demo" to show that they have Windows running on ARM chips right now."

@pillars_of_sand: Way ahead of you, and just to be sure, in case I get second thoughts, just shredded my Mac Book Air receipt.

I, for one, welcome our bird and fish-killing alien overlords...

For the record: I like my crow crispy fried, doused in Tabasco sauce.

@rymas1: Yeah, I know what you meant by "tooshy" ;-)

@xhedgehogx: they'll recycle them for free, now that they're pretty much worthless and useless... (que: "Buh buh buh UBUNTU!!!!" in 4... 3... 2...)

@Butters619: That's why peopleofwalmart.com was created: I can get that sort of entertainment without "experiencing" the Wal-Mart experience. Win! ;)

@trentless: Fujigawa. It's Sony guts. This is what you want.

@rymas1: Just a touche? No rube? No squeeze? No "Ye ole 'Just a Tipe'"? What a let-down!

@Butters619: Last I checked, that buys you an off-brand 42" TV made by nimble fingers of a 5 year old mongolian child laborer, a bottle of chinese-produced apple juice, leaded with all sorts of... minerals and a delicious candy bar even unsuspecting rats avoid like a bubonic plague.

@rymas1: I wonder what sort of festivities took place in Intercourse, PA

@lllbarllllcodelll: also see "Communism, distribution of wealth, computer errors, incompetent agencies, incompetent staff, and man-made disasters."

@abijnk: Right, because denying that it was a solicited endorsement would have been too obvious. Flawless victory is mine!

@waht: Make friends with your neighbor and leech of their WiFi... Behave like a guest tho - no other "tube" sites for you. ;)

@matthew.prose: Comcast wisened up as well, here in SE-PA. I had a good thing going for about 2 years untill they started scrambling everything. I then got a TiVo to unscramble QAM and that lasted all of... 5 months. Eventually, I caved in and got FIOS. Screw you, Scumcast!

@Fossa: this would be a more fitting attire, IMO

@lllbarllllcodelll: Ouch. I'm sorry. I was going to poke fun at you but I see you're punished enough already.

@Obi-Haiv: No, on Mans Anus :-)