It really annoys me that turkey-eating gets more political traction and attention on Thanksgiving than the problematic racial context of the holiday. I guess it's easier to rail on about poultry than reckon with genocide?

Sigh.

Picky commenter is picky, it's His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama

I would love to see a "Jersey Shore Babies" show starring this kid and Snooki's offspring, set in the Brick Chuck E. Cheese.

Oh my god! If it is the Israeli girl's I'm going to faint!!

I read Silverchair and my mind immediately went to my high school dream boy, Daniel Johns.

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

Did Eva Longoria have Hildy Santo-Tomas decorate her bathroom?

Love the bill nye reference. But seriously where is she getting that information? I can tell you when my husband is scrubbing dishes, his booty just became 100 times better

FIRST:

People - this bears repeating from the first article... SHE DOESN'T POOP IN HER OWN HOUSE.

It's rare to see a gif this good for the first time. Thanks for that!

she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

Oh my god, she is so amazing.

I love Amy Sedaris' completely insane crafts. She was on a late night show (I want to say either Fallon or Kimmel, but I don't remember) last Christmas discussing various craft-y Christmas gift options, and I think she literally stapled two socks onto an oven mitt and called it a bunny puppet.

The true heroes are effortless.

@Breathe: I am speechless. You have made my entire weekend by posting this. Thank you. :)

One of my favorite Bea Arthur videos! I mean, Bea and Rock and drugs ... what's not to love?