Did Chuck Creekmur just invent #notallmansplainers ?

To be fair (and this is assuming you're the world's greatest mother) Nicki is doing that pose so that your children will buy her album, praying on their sexual needs and curiousness. She doesn't give a shit about how much hard work you've done as a parent.

I'm also loving how her response to people calling her a THOT on instagram was to troll by

I am not Nikki's target demographic, but Chuck Creekmur's faux concern makes me want to buy Anaconda out of nothing but pure fucking spite.

Get it, Nikki.

His azz took the time to write an open letter about this, but as many women spoke about on twitter, you didn't take the time to write an open letter to Rick Ross. Or to any of the other misogynists in hip-hop. Hypocrite.

How will boys, already conditioned to sexualize girls at a young age, internalize this big booty of yours?

There's a Taco Bell in the Arndale Centre in Manchester. If you hate yourself enough, go and eat there. Your stomach may check out on you, but you will come back here with some knowledge.

Uh-oh, someone wants to use what few time off options they have to maximize the time they have with their newborn baby? YE GODS. I've heard of teachers hoping to time pregnancy so they can give birth and have maternity leave flow into summer break...so fucking what? If you think time off to care for a fucking newborn…

God forbid women want to spend as much time as possible with their new babies within the constraints they have.

Yup. That's because most companies don't offer maternity leave, FMLA only covers 12 weeks, and women don't want to lose their jobs for having a kid. But sure, bitches be gamin' the system or whatever.

So is prostate cancer, but I don't see anyone saying, "Gee, we can't hire Bob. He's a man over 50 and he'll probably get prostate cancer. He'll be out to have chemo and then that will screw up our insurance rates. Better not hire him."

I really don't see how this is different from any other lifestyle change that results in leaving a job. If I decide I want to go live on the beach in the tropics and have to quit my job, people don't judge that. If I decide to go back to school to train for a career focused on my passion, people don't judge that. We…

You're not the problem. The problem is the assumption that women are somehow "at fault" for the desire and/or need to stay home to take care of kids, particularly since our society makes just about zero provision for any men to do the same thing in a way that's socially acceptable. People leave jobs after a year…

I understand what you're saying. When I was pregnant and working, I confess to being a little annoyed when I'd see this happen because I feel like it made my life harder in regards to being seen as serious about my career while being a mom. But that's utter bullshit when I think about it in any serious way. People…

This may have been flippant, but my bro-in-law is a super high well paid exec and yeah - all of those things apply.

I love when people say women are going to "get themselves pregnant", like we are those frogs they used to fill in the dino DNA gaps in Jurassic Park

And a housekeeper.

My uncle, who is responsible for some of the hiring within his company, told me this exact same thing, to my face (as a 23/ 24 year old woman) conversationally, as if it was nothing that could possibly offend me.