Sounds like Ja'Juan is living the Teenage Dream.

You took a chick to see 5 Fast 5 Furious?

Don't let this turn into the new phone book of the webbernets! Or I'm going to become AAA111MorelOrelHershiser.

He consistently hits in the mid .200s as well. He was probably worth keeping over Brayan Pena.

Hosmer is a god damned star!

Royals DUAN,

That is correct. They needed to throw to first and the first baseman step on the bag. Otherwise life goes on.

If they completely overhaul the system and implement it in a way that doesn't interfere any more than it has to I am fine with it.

I agree that technology could be useful, but it has to be limited somewhere. Who is going to make that decision? If we start replaying everything from homeruns to tag-ups and whether a fielder actually tagged the base the game is going to turn into a 4 hour monstrosity. The way MLB does it now with the entire crew…

Wow, she is going to want you WAY more than she wants me. I only made it through one "smart and funny" before the money shot. Plus you have a star, bitches love stars.

One old timey heart click for you sir.

DAMNIT guywithreallylongnamethatdoesn'tallshowuponmyscreen!

I get a laugh out of Tosh almost once per show. His standup isn't the worst I've seen.

I just saw Stone Sour, Seether, and Hollywood Undead for $10. I did not overpay. I hate expensive concerts but I'm spoiled, we get a lot of good shows cheap here.

Damn you. For putting them in my brain you are going down, down.

neverminding

I think I'm allowed to drink Coors Light at work. It may even be promoted over coffee because it messes with your brain less than the caffeine.

Bacon and Black Bean Smash

isn't Suicidal Turtle the emeritus's favorite emo band?

Can we stop calling vampires "vamps"? Vamp has a completely different definition. We don't call Frankenstein "Franks", or aliens "Als". Just say vampire. It only has 2 syllables.