@Tanshanomi: I'll polish her starfish!

@Beer-Fart: Do you feel the same way about boxing and MMA? How about the risk you take being a "gunner" on kick coverage in the NFL?

@ClingingMars: I fall asleep most during your comme........... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

@skitter: Give me a Grabber, Comet Caliente, Falcon Sprint, or 302 fox body over any alternative (including the turbo SVO mustang)

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: He was the GM of an XFL team AND stabbed someone with scissors? Violently ambitious but consistent with bad decisions.

fuck images. whatever

Randy Hanson was in "Road Trip"?

@WFNYScott: the WNBA disagrees

@BruschisBrewsky: BruschisBrewsky making jokes about having a stroke. +1 brain hemorrhage to you

@Steve U: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! METRIC!

@Saberhagendaaz: Sport Scienced?

"He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though."

When are they gonna put troughs of Xanax in the bullpen for Zack?

Hip Hop Harry. Awesome and horrible all at once.

Kanye will burst in and interrupt his apology to say that Tom Jackson has much better apology speeches.

@Black Hammer White Lightning: But they both involve twittering a lot.

@bonerland: He's confused. The giant is just Cory Lidle resurrected ridding the skies of tall buildings.

@MorelOrelHershiser: hey how did that W get upside down like that?

@Return of DaOtter: Superpokes Ryan Harris mith stick

Stanford's band disagrees