Hilarious. Were this not a manual wagon it’s 3K car, add 2K for configuration and maybe 5K. Rust, poverty spec, black (painted?) wheels, random wires under dash, “squeaky belts”, oh and 135K miles at least with a broken odometer...for $15.8 GTFOOH. Crackity crack crack

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

This guy is a huge embarrassment to Alabama the country.

Fucking awful, awful man. Too bad the fall wasn’t more serious.

This guy is a huge embarrassment to Alabama, which says a lot as we have a lot to be ashamed of, well there should be shame but too many red hats here. Holding up nominees over something he has likely paid for himself or paid for a player, seriously wouldn’t be shocked if has, or at the least gives no fucks about the…

All six of those fools passed on the solid white line with virtually no room against oncoming traffic. No heroes here.

The answer is probably just “BMW”.

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They’re not even that bad compared to the new one:

For me, it’s the current Mitsubishi Outlander. The incoherent mess they call a front facia makes it obvious that designing cars isn’t their priority anymore. There’s no uniform design language. I’m guessing there are different groups of designers working in solos, and at the end they combine it all together and push…

Some truly hideous stuff here, but nobody has mentioned the Hyundai Venue yet. What a hateful little turd.

GLE63 - this goofy jellybean clown car on oversized wheels. There are two in my neighborhood and I want to pour bleach in my eyes every time I see them. There is also an X6M that looks good by comparison, which speaks volumes by itself.

I give you the Lexus LM350/ Toyota Alphard.

It’s got the predator grille combined with a jacked up El-Camino-ish side profile with a floating roof.

And it pains me, because in many ways the Alphard is a freaking awesome vehicle. The older model was boring, but at least it wasn’t hideous.

I’ll pile on to the BMW hate, with the 4 series / i4 / M3 & M4. They are so intensely ugly that an M3 went from being a next-promotion buy for me to a never-happening car.

That Jeep is absolutely horrendous.  

GR86 is a pretty good looking car

Oh man, you have got to Google this company called BMW. You are in for whatever the opposite of a treat is.

Hopping on the band wagon. My god this this is so ugly even black can’t hide it. Some consumer looked at this and said “I don’t want an S-class, I’ll take this”! It looks like if predator and Velma from scooby doo had a kid, and that kid can never find his glasses.

Beaver-Bimmer all day long. It’s even worse in person. Even the stock photo model guy is kind of embarrassed.