I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

You don’t really ‘rip’ a 295 foot homer so much as you ‘slowly and half-heartedly tear, as if you were bored or disinterested in the entire process’ one

I doubt it; if he could throw with any accuracy, he still be a Qb. . . :)

Maybe getting the last minute flight to Aunt Edna’s funeral is not the best decision?

Who is this nobody? There is only one true host of House Hunters and her name is SUZANNE WHANG.

Cough cough...Gordon Ramsay..cough cough.

1Oak sounds like a pretty lame club with policies like this.

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

As a Bruins fan, he was the best player to hate because it was hockey hate. You hated him for being so fucking good and being a pest for the Canadiens. But when he wasn’t playing, you couldn’t say a bad word about him as a human being. I am sure he’s got foibles. Now, Marchand is a genuinely shitty person, but I love…

Not a specific dish, but a type of restaurant. Until I left Northeast I didn’t realize that greek style diners weren’t everywhere.