Plantar Fasciitis is caused by short people who insist on tucking the sheets in too tight because their tiny feet never reach far enough to make it uncomfortable for them.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

Perhaps if this nail polish enables thousands and thousands of women to detect these drugs in their drinks, people will stop denying that rape culture exists.

While I appreciate you added the USUALLY to the statement about writhing on the ground in agony due to period cramps, I can tell you it occurs FAR MORE OFTEN than you might think. So just imagine getting kicked in the balls, for hours a day, for like 3 days a month and you've got what my period feels like. Sucks bro.…

I have to wonder why evolution ended with us having such a sensitive body part in such a kickable place. I mean, I know there's an evolutionary reason for a lot of weird things about our bodies (pregnancy is harder for humans than other mammals because it was the only way we could walk upright and have heads big…

This is a very important question.

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

Do balls float in the bathtub and WHY HAS NO MAN EVER ANSWERED THAT AND WHY DO THEY ALL RUN AWAY WHEN I ASKED?

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

something apparently men AND women* don't know about women : women don't pee out of their vaginas! THERES A SEPERATE TEENY TINY HOLE THAT OU PEE OUT OF AND IT IS NT IN YOUR VAGINA

Yes! I used to watch this in high school, and it changed me. It was exactly the right time for me to watch it, and it has informed my opinion on the importance of sex education.

Relevant for those who don't know who she is;

Thank you! Finally the voice of reason.

I am pretty sure everyone of my relationships has failed due to my compartmentalization.

the steak would get all sandy :(

Wait..... I thought waffles = brunch, and brunch = gay, therefore waffles = not manly.

Well, now. That's just silly. We all know vegetarian men don't exist. That's just a myth concocted by someone who would do all he can to separate us from the glorious light of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And who might that be? Could it be.... SATAN?!

I'm fasting right now and this talk is bacon is killing me. I'm pretty much dead now.

Okay, you guys, I shit you not, _last night_ resplendent.husband and I are at a restaurant, and there's a huge family party seated next to us, and at one point, grandpa stands up and hands out copies of a book called "Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti."