Honestly, the Sherlock inclusion actually made me laugh out loud.

Is he still going to be allowed to deep dick Giada on the regular?

As much as I respected the craft of that movie, Ansel Elgort and Lily James are such a massive black hole of charisma and charm at the center of it that the whole enterprise really leaves me cold.

Get Ur Freak On is not a good song.

Yeah, I was pretty disappointed to see 311 on this list too.

Hungry Like the Wolf is 398? How can Hungry Like the Wolf possibly be at 398!?! Are they insane? Clearly it should be ranked at least 395.

If WAP isn’t number one, then this list is invalid.

“Imagine” in the top 20? Get the fuck out of here.

“And the number one band in America this week... Better Than Ezra.

I will accept my internet points in the form of cash:

Pretty sure that it’s going to be a “Moon orbits around planet at an altitude just above the atmosphere for a dramatically-convenient amount of time” movie instead of a “moon crashes into earth” movie, considering there are people who “know how to stop it”.

Armageddon instead of Deep Impact, essentially.

In fairness, “predicting” that there will be a lot of Covid (and anxiety about Covid) in the near future is a bit like “predicting” that there will be rain the day a hurricane makes landfall. The baffling thing is that people think an alternative scenario is possible.

People who are very good at numbers, very good at predictions, love making money, and whose ability to make money is based on their goodness at numbers and predictions, are essentially saying buckle the fuck up for the rest of they year.

It was implied

I remember reading a prediction of his from I think the 50s which was startlingly accurate about our satellite communications and all sorts of other means of transmitting information. The only thing that was slightly less than perfect was saying that what was in effect email could be received anywhere in the globe…

It’s trying to compete with that American rollercoaster thing from a few years back, The Decapitator.

Yeah, my takeaway was mostly “Huh, and we really acted like Ben Affleck was the dumb one in that duo.”

Yeah, one of my “I win the lottery” dreams would be to open one of those family entertainment restaurant places. Pizza, mini gold, arcade, lazer tag and go carts.

The absolute worst Mexican “food”. The whole place smells of chlorine. It’s makes you feel claustrophobic it gets so crowded sometimes. I can’t-fucking-wait to go back. Run that little fucking flag up so we get more sopapillas.

Big missed opportunity if they don’t include a functioning Baseketball court.