you’re being fleeced!

Wake up, sheeple.

Man to shepherd “Fine looking dog you go there. Mind if I say hello? Ask it how it’s going?”

Why isn’t Rapace’s character more suspicious of her husband, who obviously has been up to some shenanigans. 

“Why did the sheep give birth to a human-looking lamb?”

I’ll watch but only as double feature with the wonderfully ridiculous Black Sheep.

This looks amazing. Cant wait to check it out. Though it shows how fucked up things as that it seemingly took a non-American to help get this quintessentially American story made. Either way, I’m glad we get to watch it. 

He’s hanging out with Barb.

Starts article expecting to be angry at David Harbour, ends article agreeing with David Harbour.

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

Sure, but I’ll miss the black leather jumpsuit.

Are these in any way related to Red Sonja, Red Dwarf, The Big Red One, Big Red, R.E.D., or Clifford the Big Red Dog?

Sorry...wrong Toby.

If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

A dickweed, you might say.

Agreed. A total dirtbag.

I hate to go for the low-hanging fruit, but Bam is acting like a real...












dum dum.

Good. I was feeling conflicted. Thanks for that.

WTF- hire survivors?! How exactly is that supposed to go down? Add a question to the job application?

It’s okay to stand against abuse, to agree Rogen should do everything on that list, and to still dislike Ms. Yi.