Sounds catchy!

I’d probably be okay with that.... lol. But really, that statement is so fucked up I don’t know what to say. I always thought he was a weird dude. 

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

Ugh. Just give it up, DC movies. 

I was not expecting to see someone go in so hard on Cybill Shepherd to day. Yowza. 

As long as he also opened a tea shop and posed for the cover of cat magazines to balance it out, we’re still good.

He made Whitney Cummings break? Do you know how hard that is? Not hard at all!

I was sure Chris D’Elia was the guy The Plain White T’s were singing to in that one song.

As if I needed another reason to hate the sitcom Whitney

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

It sounds unpleasant, but I could really use the $15000.

Dan Cortese? Guess there's an early favorite for next year's autobiography Pulitzer.

I guess lovin’ a music man ain’t always what it’s supposed to be.

She knew what she was getting into.

I’m going to guess the guy she killed probably also has strong feelings re: betrayal.

She feels betrayed?  Imagine how her dead husband felt. 

I’ve never allegedly choked a woman. Does that make me Better than Ezra?

Honestly, biggest surprise of this story is that Ezra Miller wasn’t the one being chocked. His face is very punchable but his neck also looks very chockable.  

*takes a big snort of cocaine*
“Guys, what if, what if “Taken”, but the set of skills is medecine !”
“I’m sorry what ?”
“Old Bruce Willis killing off bad guys”
“Ok sold.”

I am also sold, btw :D 

The Immunity Challenge has never meant so much.