Masturbating Teen was an acting role in the 90s? I never realized how method I was.

Trump continues to gush about Young, saying that, though he “[likes] the older stuff better,” the artist’s entire body of work is “sort of all my favorite.”

He should do a show where he plays twins. Then we’ll get Topher the price of one.

Figured it was going to be White Tiger (Gronk?!)

My Canadian girlfriend in high school was always taking my pink pencil, if you know what I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). She was so hot but she was just never around for you to see because she lives in Canada.

I’m not one for protests, but I am goddamned ready to take to the streets

Now that I have been told the answer I’m still asking who?

Bring back Kilborn!

That’s the only thing I’d be semi-interested in.

You’re not the only one who noticed that omission.

You’re doing a disservice by not including his image. I think this screenshot should be used for the “divorced unstable midwest guy” Wikipedia entry.

I wouldn’t categorically shoot it down:

Enough about her attorney, how are things with your ex?

I’m sure he can order one from the back pages of his extensive hustler collection, 1978 - 1998 inclusive

I just watched a presidential press conference about escalating military tensions with another country. I also watched the fact that said president was clearly drugged-up and slurring his words go strangely unremarked-upon in the media.

Nolan once again pressing our brains to the extremes, bending time and space. I barely understood what is happening, but definitely has the feel of a film only he could make. 

Nolan has a hardon for time. Still the guy has not made made a bad movie yet and arguably a few of the best in their genres, so definitely worth a look.

Holy fuck, this looks amazing, and clearly I am not talking about Kinja.

Hot take: everyone has been taking Star Wars way way way way way more seriously than they should have been since about 1993 at least, if not earlier, and everyone should shut up about it for a few years.