Sir this is an Arby’s

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

I played for a guy just like this back in high school. We got worse instead of better, however, and he got arrested for having sex with a student.

I heard it was cut because it was too nuts, as in you could see Joaquin’s...

Is the manslaughter conviction not a state crime?  Since when does the president have the authority to pardon non-federal offences?

Apparently, we’re living in South Detroit.

welp, I guess now Journey and I have touched and gone our separate ways. 

Why would it shock you that a religious nut is married to someone who says ‘don’t stop believing’?

I still marvel at the fact that Eddie Redmayne managed to parlay a small collection of ticks, quirks, and affectations into a thriving film career and a motherfucking Oscar®. Seriously, is he actually good in anything?

If you’ve got a woman willing to dress up as bacon and eggs and stand next to you, you are atop the pyramid.

Ken is a national treasure.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

I have to be in the Hospital all next week and no way I want to rewatch Exorcist 3 this weekend! My god the greatest Jump Scare ever!

The double Mac at the end was a nice touch, though. Brought something new to the proceedings.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

Generally I’m told the options are 1) don’t, and

Lest we forget

Floyd never saves anything for the hike back.

You need to add Floyd the barber at #2.