Evidently no one told them Trevor Lawrence has 2 more years.

This song wrecked me the first time I heard it years ago; it’s wrecking me all over again now.

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

Now just copy the tracking shot at the start of the 1994 miniseries where the camera moves through Project Blue straight after the Superflu escaped all scored to the Blue Oyster Cult because that was one of the all time great scenes in film and TV.

Maybe if he snorted more smelling salts and slept less they’d have won.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

I’m a Tool fan from back in the day, and I can tell you they were doing stuff unlike any other band at the time of Undertow. They took the drop D tuning of Soundgarden and Alice in Chains and added an element of evil and darkness to it, though in a psychological vein, that really spoke to me. Live, they are…

“Might be the best line of any movie ever.” I have to disagree. I do have proof, just excuse me while i whip this out...

“Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.”

Rarely is the question asked, should we honestly try and reach these voters?

Headline from the future:

Setting M*A*S*H in Afghanistan will solve the problem of the show lasting longer than the war.

I’ve heard of 20 out of 28. Not bad, me.

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

This is a really good system, and now I’m wondering why we don’t set up some national GoFundMe program where everybody has to put a little money into an account, and whenever somebody needs medical treatment, they are covered financially? The people with more money could donate accordingly,  the people with less would…

Love Vic Berger, but the answer to “why Evangelicals love Trump so much” is easy. It’s two parts.

The umpire responded by throwing a glass of red wine in Tsitsipas’ face, hitting him with a baguette, and then pondering his own existence while taking a long drag from a cigarette.