Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

Are you my brother? Because this describes my dad 100%. He didn’t even vote back before he retired because he was “too busy to care.” Now he watches Fox 24/7 and every time I talk to him I get to hear about how screwed I am because all these liberals are going to ruin the country.

My brother and I make fun of our stepfather for endlessly watching this one cable channel that only plays old TV shows since he retired; for up to 8 hours a day he’ll watch anything from The Three Stooges to Bonanza to Wonder Woman. But when I think about it, I guess I’m just glad it’s not Fox News, because I know so…

I feel your pain. My mother watches fox all day long.

Good thing he wasn't caught with heroin. Horse collars are really dangerous and heavily penalized.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

Yep, which is why we need to ratify the Rome Statute and allow the prosecution of American War Criminals at The Hague.

SPOILERS:

I could rag on the AV club for all the things I dislike about what’s hip in music today, but instead I’ll give kudos for highlighting that Lonnie Liston Smith track.

The Tucci film isn’t a rip off, it’s based on a book of the same name called The Silence which came out in 2015, well before A Quiet Place.

Why didn’t the humans just build big giant sirens that never stop blaring and station them every hundred yards or so? Wearing noise-blocking headphones until the aliens all die of starvation seems like a lot better deal than playing Monopoly with fucking felt.

Solid critique from a guy with [checks history] all of one comment.

I really believe Steve would slap the shit out of him.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

Huh. Almost seems as if the mega-rich paid their rightful share of taxes, we’d need fewer nonprofits or something.

The 2020 Election is going to answer the question of whether Shame can beat Racism. Unfortunately, I’m afraid Racism has really fucking good record in this country. When it’s paired with Misogyny and Pure, Uncut Assholism, it’s nearly unbeatable.

Tin soldiers and Trump’s comin’

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.