She was on fire. But so was Levelle (until she got injured), who was all over the damn place. Lots of great performances today.

Levelle is so damn fast. For being just 5'4" she’s like lightning out there. And a cannon off the left foot.

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Several years ago she had a brief, somewhat cliche “dark” period like many musicians—she said she was in a very bad place mentally/physically (probably hard drugs)—and made some bizarre choices (and I say this as a fan).

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

The whole internet loves Grandpa Monster, a lovely grandpa that loves Gaga! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the grandpa is racist.

From Pinoe’s girlfriend...

I’m Pleased to announce the amazing Megan Rapone is coming to White Horse to talk about how much the gays like me. Lowest unemployment for the gays ever!

Fuck Trump.

I’ve written them off. I’m told we should engage them in meaningful dialogue, but no....fuck them all. 

They don’t. They think “He’s having to push back against all these savages, that’s why he looks unhinged! I look like that all the time, especially when my wife makes me beat her.”.

I still can’t understand how anybody can watch the way Trump behaves and think “yep, that’s good and normal.” If the guy who grooms my dogs behaved like this, spoke like this, tweeted like this... I’d find a new guy to groom my fucking dogs. And I’m not even talking about the abhorrent racism and xenophobia and…

He reacts. That’s it. Provide a stimulus, and he reacts to it, usually in the worst imaginable fashion. He can’t link cause and effect any more (if he ever could) so cognitively, he’s no longer a tool-wielding animal. 

lol @ “Trump thinks.” Giving him maybe too much credit there. Feels, believes, assumes, sure. But thinks? Seems unlikely.

You and I both know he just forgot that part.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

I have two hives in the back yard and only use the finest smoke to tame those girls. Honey butter and ‘other fine ingredients’ make a mixture by friends and I call ‘sweet buzz’ which is shared widely in these parts....

There was a very real scenario playing out in which Press, Lloyd and Horan would watch Spain win while sitting on the bench. It was insanity. Pure insanity not rest Morgan start Lloyd and sub Rapinoe much, much earlier.

I contacted every member of the US Men’s National Team to ask if they were happy about today’s result and if they like puppies. None responded and I think we can all agree that their silence speaks volumes.