Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

“Oh, and the gender discrimination lawsuit they filed against U.S. Soccer...”

Have you checked to see if they’re legally barred from discussing the issue while the lawsuit is ongoing? This isn’t a criticism, I’m legitimately curious.

We all know about Dad Strength.

So why the fuck hasn’t he been rightfully thrown to the wolves long ago?

>So why the fuck hasn’t he been rightfully thrown to the wolves
>long ago?

Wait- grown up Hitler, or baby Hitler? This is really important to the premise, given that the Subway guy is in the room.

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Drake, Hitler, and Jared from Subway... I’d shoot Drake twice frame Drake for a double homicide.

REQUEST FOR CLARIFICATION:

Does the eye-nipple lady ALSO have eyes in the normal place? And if so, was it tears from her eye-place eyes, or her boob-eyes that created the giant spider creature?

Full disclosure: I thought of that line years ago, and have been waiting for a reason to use it. 

That last line should either earn you an “atta-boy” from the Pulitzer committee or lead to your immediate firing and blacklisting from the entertainment news and criticism field. Possibly both.

He probably started with masturbating in front of small animals.

I don’t know about you, but I have serious anxiety about getting a fleshlight through a TSA checkpoint, so she stays at home. I can jerk off into a hotel washcloth filled with moisturizer and left on the room heater for five minutes for a couple days just fine.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Profitability of the whole project is probably questionable as I think the header photo indicates that concert t-shirt sales will likely underperform.

Speaking as a white man; Fuck White Men. We’re pretty much (at least like 80%) total fucking trash. We’re even worse than White Women, which are like 53% Trash.

See without The Fox News filter his stupidity and lack of knowledge is even worse than usual. Again this man should not be allowed to operate a TV remote much less the United States. Thanks white women.

I’m sure this is intended primarily to benefit Seminole student-athletes, and I applaud their purest of motives.

“Atkinson said he does not regularly use the N-word.”

Atkinson told the Chronicle he had no issues with having a black person on his crew if he could find a good one.

“Atkinson told the Chronicle he had no issues with having a black person on his crew if he could find a good one.”

Guy can’t even try to make an excuse for his racism without including some racism right there in the excuse!  That’s commitment to the bit.