I could never be in a metal band, partly because I can’t play an instrument and have no talent, but mainly because I could never come up with a band name.  

I will hazard a guess “no.”

This all day.  Dude’s career is ENTIRELY built on being LeBron’s boy. Literally has done nothing else.  

My Trump-loving folks are in town.  This may be getting played; troll them without them even knowing.

Uhh, don’t pass me the white gravy at dinner.  Thanks.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light, mother fucker, rage, rage!  

There’s burning bridges then there is what this guy is doing.  He is burning the bridges, gathering the ashes and scattering them to the wind, then going back and salting the earth on both banks.  

Fiction?

Whoa. Hadn’t seen the episode yet, and didn’t cheat and read the review, but did watch this.

I think I speak for all decent people:  fuck this guy.

Yet he who hasn’t masturbated at a bar at 9:15 AM cast the first stone.

This was Larry Miller’s baby.  Made his money with auto dealerships, bought the Jazz in 1984, and rolled from there.  Opened it up right before the Great Recession, then he passed away.  His family was not as emotionally invested in it as the patriarch, and it just kind of floundered in years since.

Set of First Take is true Devil’s Triangle.  The show America deserves in 2018.

Those all suck too.  Your point?

I know it made a ton of money, but is anyone clamoring for more Avatar movies?  It is the most forgettable, least re-watchable blockbuster maybe ever.

First of all, relax.  Second, there have been studies done of this (of course using Psycho 101 students) that do indicate people generally are married to persons of similar physical attractiveness.  It’s pretty much a biological reality, that these shows so blatantly ignore, hence the pushback.  Because we all know…

The beautiful game!

Spot on.  Yeah, if this is his “bad Dad” behavior, God help me.

I just assume every seat at a Ja Rule concert was empty.  The more you know.

Slow clap.