Did anybody check under the stairs?

Seriously, “Get a Life” was frickin’ hysterical.  I loved it so much, but was perhaps the only one.  

I always say the same things when seeing her: she’s delightful.  

Holy shit.  That looks...AWESOME.  

I will let your statistical analysis speak for itself.  Applying my sophisticated “eyeball” test to what has transpired thus far, it simply seems the Red Sox are better.  Perhaps much better.  

Wasn’t Solder like 50-50 on retiring after last season?  Those were sure the rumors in New England, so you definitely want to toss a bunch of money at him.

Reason #1,965,843 that attendance at an NFL game is not only entirely unnecessary, but borderline negligent.  

Rebuttal: Christina Applegate.

So basically they get trapped in the parking lot at a Trump rally.  Got it.

Anytime someone with a ‘stache like that tells me something, I take it as fucking gospel.  

I would gladly submit that McCarthy has gotten the least from the most for his entire career.  Charitably, he sucks.  Was given a golden unicorn, and has done (almost) nothing with it.

Great interview!!  The name thing was hysterical, but particularly when contrasted about his deep takes on those people.  He couldn’t remember Leo’s name, but seemed to remember quite a bit about working with him, his talent, and how he carried himself.  

You must not have watched the hearing.  Why no one takes trolls seriously.

Any person I have ever seen in any court would have been held in contempt had they acted as he did.  

I say this with only a bit of hesitancy: it is time for civil unrest.  Legitimate taking it to the streets, summer of 1967 civil unrest.  The GOP has gerrymandered and gamed the system to the point that a significant minority (~ 35%) of the population has a tyrannical grip on all levers of government.  And this ~35%…

I think those guys may work out.

What about grit?  Where is he on the grittiness scale?

The Friendly Confines!!!

Counterpoint:  Tami went to UNLV (“The Harvard of Henderson”), got lots of plastic surgery, and gave Bill O’Reilly a handy to get to where she is.  It’s really sixes when you break it down.

1. I legit love this cover. Non-ironically, just love it.