I’m old enough to have seen the entire careers of Jordan and LeBron, and in one man’s opinion, no doubt that LeBron is the GOAT to me. Watching that shit-show, I found myself feeling strangely sorry for LeBron - not sure how that impacts things. I never felt sorry, ever, for Jordan.

Mia Goth and Tilda Swinton - pretty much your elite horror movie cast right there.

Exactly when did I say it was funny? Or hilarious? I am old enough to remember when rap beefs ended in bloodshed, not harsh language. Perspective maybe, but never said it was funny.

Let me know when they get gunned down.

A Rocket fan complaining about officiating? Now I have seen it all!

The header picture is the last thing one sees before being escorted across the River Styx. F’ing nightmare fuel.

I know. I’m guilty of being the first person to ever post on the AV Club making a self-referential or idiosyncratic statement. In the history of the AV Club, no other person, not one, has ever referenced a personal preference, personal taste, or habit. Every discussion, ever, has been nothing but cold, objective facts.

Fair. Tough but fair. I will impose an appropriate amount of self-flagellation later this evening.

Good to see J.T. Miller bouncing back from the whole “Silicon Valley” debacle.

Fuck it, I’ll be “that guy.” Have literally never seen an episode. I know it exists, know it features some sort of wacky hospital hijinks, and know that Katherine Heigl is the absolute worst. Beyond that, I got nothing.

Thugs.

It’s 2018, I think we all do. And, as a fellow sufferer, appreciate his honesty.

A long road to travel, but the payoff was worth it. Good hustle.

And holding Harden to 2 points in 18 minutes, which doesn’t show up on the stat line, and was kind of the point of this article.

He wasn’t wrong.

And as the article stated, they checked with the club pro who said they were fine because they were keeping up with the group in front of them. You could be staring at a 4.5 hour back 9 which is brutal, but if they are on top of the group ahead of them, again, you just shut your trap and drink another beer. I would…

They were approached on the SECOND fucking hole?!?! Yeah, I have played behind plenty of slow players, have yet to attempt to “play through” or talk to someone before they leave the green at #2.

As a Jazz fan, I like nothing more in this series than seeing Melo get the ball and start pounding the dribble in isolation. Warms my cold, dark heart.

I would imagine that campaign finance law wasn’t a class that Cohen took at Cooley. It is a beyond niche area of practice that I am quite sure, 1000% sure, he knows nothing about even today, let alone 2016.

I am an attorney (and not asserting that I am some sort of great legal mind, which I would never claim to be), but Cohen is singularly unimpressive across the board. Went to a 4th tier (or worse) law school - billionaires don’t hire attorneys from that group. Has not evidenced any sort of legal acumen at any turn -…