After looking at the header picture, there is no way anyone could have seen this shitstorm coming. Had to be a total shocker.

No denying he is a great offensive player, but I’ll be damned if I can’t stand to watch him. It’s like he has mastered every marginally legal, aesthetically offensive method of scoring. NBA exists as entertainment, but he is the easily the least entertaining great player I can remember. Just an annoying dude with an…

Pretty sure she was kneeling during the anthem, and as a true American patriot, Reuben merely did what any other good American would have done. ‘Merica.

That’s good hustle.

Good hustle.

Thanks for the information. As someone that doesn’t know the sport but just watches it for the amazing athleticism, she is truly unbelievable. As explosive and dynamic athlete as I have ever seen. Truly awe inspiring watching what she can do.

Not a doctor: but he dislocated his ankle and just popped it back in, didn’t he?

Why the Jazz hate? If you have watched them since January, the last thing they are is boring.

Obviously The Rock’s charisma and natural charm is seemingly the gold standard, but Cena seems to have very similar abilities.

They are hard to read! I mean, I know the words I guess, but such a fucked-up, jumbled, inconsequential mess, I have to move my lips and use a finger to highlight the next monstrous word. Quite literally, the worst shit I think I have ever read.

Honestly, as stupid as it is, he kind of deserves to get the book thrown at him for pissing like such a jackass.

Oh, and white people. White people are also the fucking worst.

As always, fucking lacrosse is the worst.

It looks really good. And Jack Black, coming off the success of Jumanji 2, has reclaimed a place in the hearts of at least my kids.

My PaPa smoked pipes, Grandma made him stop. So he went to cigars that she wouldn’t let him light. So he would throw one in, and spend the rest of the day gnawing it into nothing.

Physically. Mentally, well,...

Know what’s under that fur coat? Not a goddamned thing. Dude likes to fuck. Loves it even.

Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz sure has come a long way.

Excellent, excellent article and great writing. Boxing has always had the best sportswriting as the inherent drama is made to be romanticized. Your articles add to this fine tradition.

Man oh man do I love the accent on the videographer.