Why the Jazz hate? If you have watched them since January, the last thing they are is boring.

Obviously The Rock’s charisma and natural charm is seemingly the gold standard, but Cena seems to have very similar abilities.

They are hard to read! I mean, I know the words I guess, but such a fucked-up, jumbled, inconsequential mess, I have to move my lips and use a finger to highlight the next monstrous word. Quite literally, the worst shit I think I have ever read.

Honestly, as stupid as it is, he kind of deserves to get the book thrown at him for pissing like such a jackass.

Oh, and white people. White people are also the fucking worst.

As always, fucking lacrosse is the worst.

It looks really good. And Jack Black, coming off the success of Jumanji 2, has reclaimed a place in the hearts of at least my kids.

My PaPa smoked pipes, Grandma made him stop. So he went to cigars that she wouldn’t let him light. So he would throw one in, and spend the rest of the day gnawing it into nothing.

Physically. Mentally, well,...

Know what’s under that fur coat? Not a goddamned thing. Dude likes to fuck. Loves it even.

Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz sure has come a long way.

Excellent, excellent article and great writing. Boxing has always had the best sportswriting as the inherent drama is made to be romanticized. Your articles add to this fine tradition.

Man oh man do I love the accent on the videographer.

She’s the best. Full stop.

Way to bring the fire, troll! We all realized irony died on November 8, 2016, but Ms. Dash is legitimately, how do the kids put it, “cray-cray.” Even by the GOP’s ever diminishing standards, she is wacko. But, hey, she did have a decent Playboy spread, which puts her right in line with POTUS’ predilections.

No need italicize “clueless.” This wingnut really is clueless.

Jesus. Unbelievable joke and delivery. 1000 stars on the horizon?

Fuck yes he is. And in Dallas of all places. I cannot imagine the hate mail he receives. Cannot imagine.

Out of solidarity, I just deadlifted my printer. It was an impressive feat.

Oh, and I forgot, fuck you, you fucking ghoul.