If you squint, you can just make out his tiny little hair plugs. So cute!

Being a contrarian merely for the sake of being "that guy" is unbecoming.

She did this without tearing 3 or 4 ACLs? Unpossible.

Do not mess with this guy on the issue of horse-drawn carriages in New York. He will straight rip your trachea out of your throat.

Looks like Gordon Ramsey's new tasting menu to me.

Why is this guy eating? In that condition, I would have gone on a straight liquid diet, and even that, just enough to maintain vital organ function until healed. But a big eater? Stool softeners? I say he got what he deserved.

Most. Irish. Competition. Ever.

You think Ellen Hunt being a Quarterback Princess and all would have toughened her up to blows to the head.

Oftentimes, not always, but frequently, the cover-up is worse than the crime. Still have trouble discerning a motivation on the part of the league to cover-up for Ray Rice on any level, but damn sure looks like it. Lies. Truth. Whatever, does it matter at this point? Goodell has proven himself to be ham handed,…

Damn, that's a good comment. Relevant, meta; takes me back to the good ol' days of Deadspin.

"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." Slightly less depressing than Sam's missive.

Question is, have things actually gotten worse? White guy here, but is sure "feels" like the divisions are even deeper in some respects than before. I, naively, kind of thought that the Rodney King riots in '92 were sort of a nadir, but this feels somehow even worse. The militarization of the police. The ability…

Isn't the "that's my pussy" statement demonstrably false?

Pats fan, and I attended a Pats-Raiders game in Oakland the fall of '02 - regular season after Tuck Rule Game. Went with 3 rabid Raider fans, who would only attend the game with me if I wore a black shirt - even then, I was accosted about a half-dozen times for being a Pats fan "in disguise." Have to give those…

One thing about Simmons, he definitely has a voice for the written word.

That's Jared Lorenzen playing QB or I am gonna eat my shoe.

Son of a bitch better have a warrant or that is an illegal search!

True, but prosecutors always, ALWAYS, overcharge. Part of the dance of criminal law. And don't have time to look at it right now, but would spousal immunity apply for conduct that took place prior to the marriage? On the date in question, they were not married, and no such thing as fiancee-immunity.

A lot of speculation to be sure, but enough reasonable assumptions can be drawn from statements, from the resolution of the criminal case, and from the conduct of the parties, that in all likelihood, Janay was the instigator of the physical confrontation. Now, it is pure speculation as to how much, how long, how…

I have become a fan of the DP Show, and generally think him to be one of the stronger sportstalk radio interviewers. But, the intellectual contortions he has to engage in to avoid calling Tony (his coworker at NBC and clearly a friend of his) out for what he is saying (which I believe DP strongly disagrees with), is…