And turn down the damn hip-hopped music while you are at it.

Why even do a mug shot? Doesn't he look just like everyone else in WV?

His hair is fan-fucking-tastic. Let him in! Let him in! Let him in!

I'll go with the Indian kid.

But wait, I am too fucking lazy to talk to my stupid fucking kid for 5 minutes! /Louis CK'd

Great article. Floyd is one of the most brilliant and equally infuriating athletes of all time. His mastery of his sport is almost beyond question at this point, but until he fights PacMan (whom he would most likely dominate via his defensive prowess), he will always be subject to criticism that he doesn't have to…

In Cali, believe it is - both participants need to be aware of recording. In other states, it would be fine, as only one party (the recorder) needs to consent to the recording.

I would love five minutes alone with that whiny, bald little bastard.

This, I mean THIS, is the worst show of the entire Disney bunch. I don't want to just recite all of Drew's right-on-point missives, but suffice it to say, the "kids" on this craptacular production are the absolute worst. Horrible, horrible little shits, and awful enough that this show is actually banned in our…

How does Eddie avoid a premature response? You guessed it, deep thoughts about the Xavier McDaniel.

And let's hope this two "comedians" are prosecuted. The civil resolution doesn't preclude them from being prosecuted for the felonies, which they undoubtedly committed. All returning the jerseys does is deal with the issue of criminal restitution, it doesn't make the 2 separate felonies go away. In Florida, one can…

Where the hell is the prank? Is the prank that Deadspin has fired all of its editors, thereby allowing this worthless drivel to see the light of day? Is the headline supposed to ironic, as the only one who comes across as decent in this whole story is the guy who was Vander-jacked? Since when has stealing from a…

I think Tirrell mistakes this ad for intern applications as a "men-meeting-men" request on Craigslist.

The Duke boys are so pissed right now.

What's Kai doing there?

Saw this on ESPN this a.m., and my wife busted up laughing out how ridiculous it looked. He just seemingly made the conscious decision to run face-first into the wall, instead of, you know, stopping.

Pretty sure this broad would be down with Hitler, so have to rule that one out.

The way "attractive" was used was as a descriptive term, not some back-handed slap-in-the-face of "ugly girls." C'mon, if you look for offense everywhere, you are bound to find it, no?

If the ability to "throw a football" was all it took to be a successful NFL QB, Jeff George would be an all-timer. You think Peyton or Tom are interacting (or not interacting) with their teammates like this. Way, way off base on this one.

Actually, texting/twittering while on a multi-million dollar job interview is kind of a big deal, if true.