Give *me* the ball, cocksucker.

Kind of fitting the M’s only gave him a single run of support in his final game.

Do people that live in shitty places not understand that? I get there's some good BBQ or whatever but Memphis is shitty by any standard of measurement. 

I thought you were going to say Walmart parking lots will be full of people sleeping in these vans. That'll take another 20 years though. 

Wow. Just wow. So many fucked up bigots everywhere, completely ignorant of their own hate. This means you fwiw. 

So uh, where’s the turbo?

Chill out Francis.

That’s a good thing, right?

Too bad Felix was never able to adjust his game like this. 

And he made this beautiful work of art:

The smell of that baking “bread” would drive me insane.

The first pancake you make is always a real melon farmer. 

There is really nothing funnier than hearing a tiny voiced 4 year old child say something like "Where are my fucking shoes?" 

For that price you can probably find one with a leather interior and new SADS bushings which wear out over time and cause horrible vibrations and are also a pain to replace. 

Well, they did delay it due to breaking frames during testing. My guess is the high end models will be where the profit is, and they’ll only produce a small amount of base models.

That’s probably the greatest Greg Paulus highlight ever, and I’m an actual Duke fan.

Those gauges are indeed butt. However, the rest of the car is stunning.

The same shit happens every time time I’ve ever seen a Madden competition on TV. Just over the top obnoxious in your face shit talking. It’s always so dumb.

Wow. As if being a 'gamer' couldn't get any more embarrassing. 

Only when she’s been drinking.