Even being last, he’s better than 7.5 billion other people. 

It’s called ‘soda’, jerks.

I’d invest in Czechoslovakian ivory.

87,up, out and over the plate? Meatball.

Yeah, he was bad, said no one.

32 oz? You must be really thirsty.

It’s simply going too fast for the weight it was towing.

That’s why I took my 3 year old to Sweden. Even if we made it through the next 2.5 years without a holocaust or great depression, the damage will take decades to recover from. Especially the schools. My boy can’t wait that long for a decent education or healthcare.

And then bulldoze the tent for 30 million dollars.

Don’t harsh my mellow, man.

I’m not sold on run differential. When the M’s lose, they lose huge, which is actually fine considering that it’s less effort to lose that way. What would hurt more in the long run is losing close games and burning out the bullpen unnecessarily. Not really trying hard when you’re already losing isn’t really that bad…

That’s the least sexy scissoring I’ve ever seen.

He must not have figured out that Ali was a Muslim yet.

Cool cars, looks like fun, but drifting as a ‘sport’ with winners and losers is mind-bogglingly inane. But I’m probably just old or something.

To the trees!

I bet an Amber Alert for 1500 kids will get a bit of attention. I’ve still yet to read any information regarding how (or sadly, if) the government is actually trying to find these children.

I love motorcycle intakes on car engines!

I doubt it would be the same, as they’ve lowered the compression quite a bit from the R. Still, this is not really the bike you want to rack up a ton of road miles on.

Will they be selling these in 5 door form (in Europe)?

Much like every Trump related scandal contains a ‘bombshell’.