The books are great but Joe Coughlin is so clearly modeled after Casey Affleck that I wonder what the hell Ben was thinking.

I gotta think a lot of the backlash is because of THIS. If she we're half White the critics may have been more forgiving

When we order the same drinks with same amount of ice, my ice is gone within minutes while my wife's ice cubes will remain for up to an hour.

but still no Americans!?!

Meth.

"Well excuse me for looking ridiculous, I was starving, high, and had a face full of ass fat!"

Wow that's a lot of beards and longish hair on those Marines.

Meow-slims, obviously.

Um, this looks...AWESOME!!!

These cat-kitten "fights" are cute to watch - but are they really fighting or just goofing around?

Does Natasha Lyonne sing? Is she insurable?

Yeah this past weekend I thought at first it was just one random girl at the bar wearing too-short shorts, then as the night wore on, there were like 6 of them.

If I can't afford a gift, you don't get it. If I can afford it, you do get it.

Ooh....um...about Coco Chanel...she was....sort of a Nazi loving collaborating jerk wad...maybe.

Wait, "Glad you Came" is naughty?!?

I wont lie..."THEY CAN TAKE A TAXI!" made me laugh.

I believe the racism affects the female performers ability to draw a crowd went they dance at strip shows in a racist market.

If a larger person assaults me out of he blue - I'm totally in the clear, blameless. The larger person is an asshole.

Hey asshole, you can call me an asshole face to face and I would never touch you because I'm not nuts.

Eh, they're both the worst. He should obviously lose his job and be forced to gt counseling and deserves having some sort of criminal record, but she's terrible as well.