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No sir, he doesn't like it!

Really? I thought DoA2 Hardcore was pretty damn fun, and relatively tame by fighting game standards.

So you bought an iPhone 5 for the same reason ever 12-year-old buys Call of Duty?

THANK YOU BASED PHOENIX

...I remember when DoA was a respectable fighting game...

Know what, you ingrates? Nintendo SAVED your goddamn game. That's right. Sega dropped it, and Nintendo picked it back up. Without Nintendo, you wouldn't even be GETTING your fucking sequel. And NOW you're going to BITCH about it?

Interviews with ex-developers aren't as easy to get as people think. I help out at the LaserActive Preservation Project (http://laseractive.wordpress.org), and I've been trying to contact all sorts of old LaserActive devs, with barely any luck.

Hopefully, they go 3DS XL on this one, too, and pack in the Sensor Bar after enough bitching has been done.

I have kept that in mind. I've also kept in mind that it's being compared to the performance of 7 year old hardware, which was already middle-of-the-road at the time of its release. If we do the math, that's equivalent to people having their jaws drop when comparing the DS's graphics to the N64.

This isn't art, it's Apple.

Racing games are always the games they graphically demo for new platforms, because they're really easy to make decievingly gorgeous: there are almost no models to render other than the cars.

This is essentially a giant Apple trump piece, regurgitating what was said in the press conference without any analysis. Really, Evan? You're one of my favorite writers on the site...I know you can do better. :(

Well, there goes all the charm this title had...guess I don't have any reason to stay interested in it anymore. Good job, corporate...

SCOOP indeed. My body is ready for more Inafune goodness.

I do love the guy's sprite art, but man...he sprites some of the weirdest fetish porn I've ever seen, it's all over his blog...

Ignore them, they're full of shit. I didn't have a single bug playing it on PC.

Aw, come on...Ctrl-F and not a SINGLE mention of Alpha Protocol? This is one of my favorite games of this generation...sure, from a technical standpoint, it's not the best, but the characters and story make up for it. Plus, it just feels so damn good to do a stealth pistol run in this game.

This may be his mental structure, but the game ITSELF needs structure, if it's to be called a game.

Exactly what I was thinking. LSD has more of a structure to it, though.