It should not be legal to have Josh Duggar, Bristol Palin, and Rachel Dolezal in the same Dirt Bag. THAT IS TOO MUCH DIRT FOR ONE MEASLY BAG.

Hanging out in Arkansas sounds worse than going to rehab, honestly.

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

This piece totally ignores the fact that OBAMA OWNS SNOPES and therefore everything they say is SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA MEANT TO KEEP THE SHEEPLE FROM KNOWING THE TRUTH.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

Good parents don’t approve of their underage children dating or getting married to people who left high school decades ago.

*sold her off to.

right? that sounded really messed up. Like it’s called adulthood....if you never seperate from your parents there is something wrong with you, and your parent.

Aka she can no longer pimp her own daughter out and she wishes she'd been smarter about who she married her off to.

Mallrats is just much too fun to dislike.

Pitching a new sequel: Dante & Randal wanna marry but get denied by a God-lady who refuses to do her 80k a year job. Called KENTUCKY CLERKS.

Okay so generally I make fun of Kevin Smith ruthlessly and I can’t stand any of his movies (not even Clerks or Mallrats!) but damn that was a pretty good tweet.

I would watch Kevin’s movie. And probably start to like him again. Or admit that I like him. Again.

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

Truth. Also, I’m of that particular age where watching Carson Daly host something while I’m home bored on my couch just feels *right* to me.

No, he’s not.

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Why aren’t the house centipedes that start showing up in my apartment every summer classified yet as a hate group? Those fuckers bite.

As far as I can tell, Elizabeth Hasselbeck is on FoxNews because she stood up to Rosie O’Donnell a few times on the View. She’ll be going the way of Palin soon and end up on One America News, the channel for people who think FoxNews is a Socialist Plague.

Why aren’t black olives on nachos classified yet as a hate group?