I can’t imagine what life would be like if I were a “Bieber handler”.

Yoko?

I was going to say the same thing. Might be the lighting, but the whole thing looks ‘shopped

I can’t even make it through her phone commercial without wanting to hit myself in the head with a 2x4. All the nopes.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

That dress makes everyone’s boobs look like they are crying. (except Nicole who is making good foundation choices)

Is it wrong that I don't hate the blue? Because I don't... The pink, however, is atrocious.

One time my cat got left outside overnight during a rainstorm. (I tried to get her inside but couldn’t find her in time. Thankfully she found shelter somewhere). The next morning I opened the door to go looking for her again, there she was at the door looking a lot like a wet poofball. I let her in and said “Hi,…

They are almost certainly fine. But if they ever kill a bird in a spectacular fashion, or fall into the toilet after you’ve let the yellow mellow, or come down with a case of fleas that won’t respond to the usual treatments, or refuse to back down from a skunk encounter, or get old and are too fat/arthritic to clean…

“ but just wait until they start telling us what to do. JUST WAIT.”

Apparently it’s a screenshot posted as a picture.

I really thought it was fake. It looks SO fake. It looks like a photo-collage for the Onion. How can this be real??

Agreed...And let’s start with ‘who does this arm belong to?’

I’m having a hard time with the fact that this isn’t apparent to everyone.

*gasps* DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY MISHA

Supernatural’s Misha Collins was beaten and robbed in Minnesota.

If you knew the character, you’d know why he needs redundant measures to keep his pants on.

Oh you’re a sophisticate are ya? Well I never... ;)

They can keep their Bud Light, yellow mustard, and plain potato chips, too.