I can’t imagine what life would be like if I were a “Bieber handler”.

Yoko?

I was going to say the same thing. Might be the lighting, but the whole thing looks ‘shopped

I can’t even make it through her phone commercial without wanting to hit myself in the head with a 2x4. All the nopes.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

That dress makes everyone’s boobs look like they are crying. (except Nicole who is making good foundation choices)

Is it wrong that I don't hate the blue? Because I don't... The pink, however, is atrocious.

One time my cat got left outside overnight during a rainstorm. (I tried to get her inside but couldn’t find her in time. Thankfully she found shelter somewhere). The next morning I opened the door to go looking for her again, there she was at the door looking a lot like a wet poofball. I let her in and said “Hi,…

They are almost certainly fine. But if they ever kill a bird in a spectacular fashion, or fall into the toilet after you’ve let the yellow mellow, or come down with a case of fleas that won’t respond to the usual treatments, or refuse to back down from a skunk encounter, or get old and are too fat/arthritic to clean…

“ but just wait until they start telling us what to do. JUST WAIT.”

Apparently it’s a screenshot posted as a picture.

I really thought it was fake. It looks SO fake. It looks like a photo-collage for the Onion. How can this be real??

Agreed...And let’s start with ‘who does this arm belong to?’

I’m having a hard time with the fact that this isn’t apparent to everyone.

*gasps* DO NOT SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY MISHA

Supernatural’s Misha Collins was beaten and robbed in Minnesota.

Oh you’re a sophisticate are ya? Well I never... ;)

They can keep their Bud Light, yellow mustard, and plain potato chips, too.

Um, I like a good “nyuck nyuck nyuck”