she told Glamour that Julie Bowen knew and was very supportive of her decision.

I don’t watch Modern Family, but from all the gossip I read about it, it sounds like Julie Bowen is literally the greatest person on earth. Every time there’s a story about one of these girls, it is ALWAYS mentioned how she supported/helped/did whatever they needed her to.

He had been terrorizing that poor woman for at least 15 years. FUCK. Why wasn’t he put away for life before now?

I know it goes without saying, but there is something severely wrong with this man. How do you show no remorse for killing your own son along with five other children? Like what behavior warrants murder aside from if its self defense?

Man, men with domestic violence convictions just can’t get a fair shake in the dating world. Don’t those bitches understand his ex was crazy?

I had this happen to me, but with Norplant, in 1991. Doctor put it in wrong — as in 10 days past when he was supposed to implant it. Told us to go ahead 24 hours later and so we did. Called the office every month concerned about my lack of period — no weight gain or symptoms. Doctor assured me for three months that I…

When I started university my mom took me shopping at Walmart for stuff for my dorm/school and not paying attention walked out with a small recycling bin full of school supplies tucked under the cart. Needless to say we did not go back into pay for it.

I’ve accidentally stole things a few times!

I sucked mine for a bit longer than that. It caused a number of teeth and jaw problems. So, meh, YMMV. Still, I don’t give two shits about someone else’s kid and their decisions on this. Plus, it wasn’t like they could stop me from sucking my thumb as a kid. They even used to put that gross shit meant for nail biters…

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

I googled images of ventriloquist dummies to make a pun joke but now I’m too creeped out to follow through. Moral of the story: don’t google images of ventriloquist dummies.

Shit I was attached to my bottle

And even if Harper’s teeth end up a little wonky, it's not like they can't afford orthodontia!

I sucked my thumb until the 4th grade and my teeth are just fine. My thumb was mildly deformed for awhile, but it is totally fine now!

I’m not a fan. I don’t like her in “Reality” and I probably wouldn’t like her in reality. But those are the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen. That is the face of a lost soul and I sincerely hope that she gets help. I’ve lost people, both figuratively and literally with the same aspect.

He’ll never escape the mouse

Someone definitely ratted him out

BRING IT ON DOWN TO MOUSIEVILLLLLLLLLLE!

I’m still holding out hope for Emma Watson and Prince Harry. I don’t care that it was an unsubstantiated rumor. I WANTS.

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