I had this happen to me, but with Norplant, in 1991. Doctor put it in wrong — as in 10 days past when he was supposed to implant it. Told us to go ahead 24 hours later and so we did. Called the office every month concerned about my lack of period — no weight gain or symptoms. Doctor assured me for three months that I…

When I started university my mom took me shopping at Walmart for stuff for my dorm/school and not paying attention walked out with a small recycling bin full of school supplies tucked under the cart. Needless to say we did not go back into pay for it.

I’ve accidentally stole things a few times!

I sucked mine for a bit longer than that. It caused a number of teeth and jaw problems. So, meh, YMMV. Still, I don’t give two shits about someone else’s kid and their decisions on this. Plus, it wasn’t like they could stop me from sucking my thumb as a kid. They even used to put that gross shit meant for nail biters…

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

I googled images of ventriloquist dummies to make a pun joke but now I’m too creeped out to follow through. Moral of the story: don’t google images of ventriloquist dummies.

When I was a toddler, every time my mom took me to the grocery store and we went by the produce aisle I would demand to eat a plum. So she’d just let me eat it and then when we get to the cash register she’d hold up the pit and say “uh, and she ate a plum.” I guess she was modelling honesty and good citizenship for me…

Shit I was attached to my bottle

And even if Harper’s teeth end up a little wonky, it's not like they can't afford orthodontia!

I sucked my thumb until the 4th grade and my teeth are just fine. My thumb was mildly deformed for awhile, but it is totally fine now!

I had to stop bringing the car seat into the grocery store. I was forever stealing something that would roll under it and get lost. Even when I would pick the damn thing up to look under, it would be tucked in the corner and I’d miss it. I HATED taking my kis out of the seat, what a pain. But the guilt. Strong. That…

Target may be a larger retailer, and emotionally I cn level with you, but for small business that can cost an employee their job, it can cost the business DOUBLE, evern TRIPLE what they spent on the good, since they are not only expecting to make back the wholesale cost, but also whatever markup. Never cheat small…

I’ve walked out of grocery stores without paying for random crap a lot, it’s never been intentional ...I’ve gone through self checkout and missed something in the bottom of my cart, things like that. I just continue on my way

I’m not a fan. I don’t like her in “Reality” and I probably wouldn’t like her in reality. But those are the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen. That is the face of a lost soul and I sincerely hope that she gets help. I’ve lost people, both figuratively and literally with the same aspect.

I heard this from Dr. Drew while flipping channels, so take it with a grain of salt if you wish, but I remember him saying that when you get off opiates, you often start to shoplift. He says he sees it a lot with his patients. I guess the shoplifting gives them the endorphin rush that they’re missing.

He’ll never escape the mouse

Someone definitely ratted him out

BRING IT ON DOWN TO MOUSIEVILLLLLLLLLLE!

I’m still holding out hope for Emma Watson and Prince Harry. I don’t care that it was an unsubstantiated rumor. I WANTS.

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