As it turns out, my happiness is not dependent on Katy Perry quotes. She's free to say whatever she'd like to People. And I'm free to comment on it, you know, on an internet news website that encourages commenting,

Oh, I think on trial and hot coals is overstating it a bit.

Man, I have got to get in on that.

As long as she recognizes her privilege. Otherwise, she's a pulled over car away from "Do you know who I am."

And I assume she's pro-life. So every life is precious, except this little baby who is nothing more than a tool of extortion for her ex-husband.

Yeah, obscene wads of cash can really make protracted adolescence a lot more fun.

She could try working a 40 hour work week, living on $34,000 a year for a while. Bet she'd feel like a grown up then.

Cool points? More like human decency points. Yikes.

Or infomercial spokesperson. Has this ever happened to you? So frustrating!

I'm from the 70s and 80s. We just called them "shorts."

Yeah, she could just feed her beloved pets the food. I would be just as impressed.

Yeah, I enjoyed that episode of "Malcolm in the Middle."

Ridiculously expensive bag? Easy. Delicious chicken sandwich breaded with hate? Tougher.

That's it. I will no longer buy LV products. Because, you know, that's totally the reason why.

My 80 year old father grew up on a farm where they raised their own cows for milk. And as an adult, every time he needs TB screening, he has to get a chest x-ray. He always tests positive with the tine test. Yay we have pasteurization now!

Mostly playful. I don't think she's intentionally kidnapping the dogs. Just being overzealous with her rescues.

If I found a bag of weed in my Sonic tater tots, I'd throw out that stupid bag and eat my tater tots, because tots!

I had to go back and look. I didn't even notice, I was too distracted by her face. Beyond the wig, why does it look so different?

I belong to a local neighborhood Facebook group. One member is constantly posting pictures of lost dogs she has found in our neighborhood, trying to find the owners. She has reunited many families and their pets.

Only if someone else shows them how. Really, I don't mind Sherri Shepherd (goodwill extended to her via 30 Rock), but people have got to stop enabling Jenny McCarthy's career.