The Caymans in GTS didn't look very competitive last weekend. Props to that guy who lost his wing and finished the race anyway though.

In fairness the Vs were notoriously laggy.

It's not. It's sliding, with style

Virginia.

There is none. The redline is set by your balls

Sorry. But close. 8800rpm.

Air travel was also for the super wealthy. Yes, you can get to Vegas for $89 one way, but you'll be flying with people in their pajamas with no bra. Maybe brushed their teeth, but don't count on it.

Too bad you'll have to buy 144 of them at a time.

"Damnit Joe, you wound up on Jalopnik."

And qualified last in every event last season? something like that, I heard? I guess it doesn't matter when you look like this:

That's not what I meant when I said "nuke the pizza"

I don't even know you

I love you.

Is that... A giant sack of balls?

Largest production volume: Cessna 172, over 43,000 built since 1956. Still in production. The Beetle of airplanes.

Infinitely big, really.

The Cartesian plane is pretty big

It's not so big now, is it?

Nah you did fine Michael. But you clearly werent that impressed with the car nor did I expect you to be frankly. Its a middling sedan of no particular note and much better options exist at that price point. All in all a fine review of grandpa's daily driver.