as an American, my geographical knowledge is limited to: “North, cold. South, drugs.”

The best bike to start on is the crappy ones they have for your local MSF course. Take the course and learn how to ride a motorcycle before you make the decision to actually buy one.

Going along with the “something cheap” theme here... My first bike was a 1991 Suzuki GS500E in 2008 for $900. It was my primary transportation in college. I put a couple hundred bucks into maintaining it over 2 years and sold it for... $900. Make sure you get a relatively embarrassing color scheme like teal with…

Honda Hawk GT

Audi TT Clubsport Turbo Technology Concept Car

That little pour ‘spout’ design is responsible for more spilled oil than the Exxon Valdez. It might look like it’ll help you cleanly transfer your used oil into a separate container, but half of it will end up on your garage floor no matter how careful you try to be.

I'll just stick to calling it "the thing that does the stuff"

I know it's a Jenson, but it looks so much better without all the overhang on the back...

Greatness: V-10 + sexy looks. Did I mention v-10?

THREE ARTICLES IN THREE DAYS IS THIS REAL LIFE

Tav, I know you put an M5 in the subject (or at least an E39 with M5 fogs), but I think the E39 540i M-Sport is the ticket for this one.

MMM yesss!!1 E39

S13, not really a shitty car, but who thought it would be a top contender in time attack

Perfect for texting and driving.

Suzuki Swift

While biased I think this one will take on a life of her own. Her sisters look forward to riding with her.

Always a good idea to have a big decal of your business and contact information across the rear window of your car if you're shooting at other people. That's marketing.

Well shit. I just called the man's light bar stupid and he called me out.

The light bar will get used plenty. You will see in February, 2015 on a certain tv show that is somewhat about cars...