2. If you're in a relationship, you have the right to ask outright about having sex and not feel like an asshole about it.

"One of our other senior linemen asked if he could come off like a monkey, pick the tee up, and hop off the field like a monkey"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

One year to stall? QUIT TRAMPLING ON MY RIGHTS, DREW! I will make agreeable sounding statements without committing to anything until we are both dead and in the ground because I am a Midwesterner and we don't say no.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

"Fuck the Browns."

If they were going for realism in Chicago, they should have included a drive-by shooting at some point.

This video needs more Nike logos and attractive young people drinking Pepsi Max.

This is getting old real fast. They should get actual old NBA players for these commercials. I'd rather see MJ and Barkley try to school some 19-year-old kids.

Jimmer Ferdette in black face?

A baby is perfect to play him. Much like the real Andy Reid, children frequently make poor decisions followed immediately by a timeout

Walt died— a victim of his own ego, brought down by the very world he created. Everyone around him was a prisoner of his narcissism. The only one to escape this prison was Jessie. At the end of the day, Jessie is the only Freeman.

Is this yet another example of the debilitating effects of CTE? Or is Favre just setting himself up for a lifetime of consequence-free dick-pics?

It's twelve o'clock in Tampa Bay
The home crowd refuses to come in
Josh Freeman is sitting next to me
Drool runnin' down his face and his chin

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
Like my passes, incomplete
I wish I could put on my own clothes"

Sing us a song you're…

McAfee better be careful. The last time a punter tackled a difficult subject, he was sent to the Raiders and promptly cut.

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

Don't you mean Notrth Damth??

but it would only be only 5 minutes max though

Because it was cool