I like that synergy is the core tenent he wrote the most about.

Tom Coughlin is onto something here. I yell more at Siri than I do humans. Stop trying to take me to fucking New Hampshire.

Ludacrust

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done while inebriated?

I once pissed on my parents' internet modem. To be fair, Comcast had it coming.

The NFL doesn't give a shit about anything but their image. Goodell liked it a lot better when Ray Rice cold cocking his wife was a just couple paragraphs in a police report. Now that the whole world can watch it in slow motion, "well jeez, this guy has no place in our league."

I love the angry seething at 2:40. This guy has da fire and da pashun.

This is awful. All that time us rational folk spent trying to convince people that Michael Sam wouldn't be a distraction has been wasted. This is like being wrongly accused of a crime, going to court, being declared innocent, and then murdering a hobo on your way home from the courthouse.

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

Jerry Sandusky

I can honestly say I use Facebook for only two things: to promote my shitty blog and look at pictures of my female classmates' asses. They should make a new Facebook consisting entirely of women wearing yoga pants.

Now we wait for the Donald Sterling truthers to come out of the woodwork. #FreeDon

It was a hell of a sentence, don't get me wrong. Any sort of Kendrick Perkins bashing brings me joy.

"Even Kendrick Perkins—who cannot walk from his couch to his refrigerator without committing five illegal screens along the way, and who if he tried to throw himself into the ocean from the wet sand of the shoreline would miss and plummet into deep space from sheer basketball incompetence—is possessed of a combination…

Hahaha fuck. Okay so triple-double might be a stretch. What if he keeps his averages from the last month? 13, 12 and 6?

But say Noah continues at this pace, averaging (15-17 ppg, 12-15 rpg and 9-10 apg), and the Bulls finish 3rd in the East. Would that be good enough to put Noah over Howard? The Bulls fan in me says yes but I just wanted to make sure that it's not my homerism clouding my judgment.

Is Joakim Noah first-team all NBA? I'm not sure that he's better than Dwight Howard, but he's certainly in the conversation, which is insane considering how bad he was when he first came into the league.

I hope you guys do a comprehensive wrap-up of all the insane shit that's happened during these Olympics. You have quite a list going as it is.

Ah damn it, beat me to it.