Monkeyfister
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Monkeyfister

Not sold on any of this casting. I was so excited until just now. Did the Casting Director or the actors even bother to read Cliff’s Notes of the story? 

A bit “actorly,” but pretty.

The actual answer is... Toy Sales and Profits!

Please, Hollywood, I can’t take your bullsh*t anymore. Either just self-destruct, already, or stab my eyeballs out, so I don’t have to read about your insanity ever again.

The capacity for Hollywood Suits to f*ck up everything they possibly can in the most egregious manner seems a never-ending well these days.

Today’s athletes— they’re all like this. Some can control their impulses better than others, some just haven’t been caught yet.

Hollywood's incapability to create something new and original is utterly depressing. So very, very sad.

Nobody asked for, or wanted the first flop. So, why are they doubling-down? I just plain do not understand Hollywood suit-types.

I’m still trying to figure out who the hell wants this sequel.

These “Rodger dodger” droids were the final straw that made me rage-quit the Star Wars franchise. Coupled with Jar Jar— just too dambed much stooooopid to ever want to deal with again.

I can see why the Planetary Scientists are having difficulty with this. Pluto is a FORMER planet, so perhaps some former Planetary Scientists are what's called for in this situation!

Those of us who know how to use paper maps can carry on. I'll have fun giving all you iPhone screen tappers incorrect directions.

No one ever has believed me when I tell them it was called Revenge of the Jedi. They just look at me like, "riiiight old man." I even have the paperback book with the Revenge title. Glad to finally be vindicated!

Rickon Stark will warg into one of Ramsey's dogs, and rip Ramsey's throat out when he hears Sansa, Jon, the Wildlings and the Stark-loyal Houses are at the gates.

Shorter: George Lucas pulls another one out of his ass to sabotage his legacy.

Mike Judge is a prophetic genius. I said it in 2006, I'll shout it today.

He kinda looks the part— Kudos to the Costume Designer for getting the look right. But, gods above, this is awful casting. He lacks a commanding voice. I won’t pay to see this, because I do not look forward to hearing him mumble his way through an entire movie, again. He speaks too quickly and monotonously, does not

Is there honestly anyone who wants another Indiana Jones movie??? The last two movies were garbage. Harrison Ford is 108 in Dog Years. The franchise had a great run. Time for Hollywood to exercise some actual imagination, again, and stop wearing out the chicken’s tail feathers any more than they have already.

Yet ANOTHER SoIaF book he’ll never finish! See? Now, he’s just trolling everyone.

And she’s still quite good looking. Totally killer!