It was a triumph!

If you want to pick nits, the boy in the article is a terrorist. A kid in my high school threatened to bomb the white house (pre-9/11). He sent an e-mail from his father's classroom (Dad was a teacher). Signed it with a different students name, trying to get the other student in trouble. Secret service was at my…

You also just described every 80s-90s cartoon.

The plastic on an SNES yellows because of the fire-retardant chemicals they used in the plastic.

I'd rather be spanked

@Bellamy:

She's 18 and ready to party!

@Andrew Wyatt: Yackety yack, don't talk back.

The awesomeness of the technology has prevented the internet from photoshopping a phallus into his hand.

The current gaming generation has grown up in a "everything should be fair" environment. Life isn't fair. Your ideas are stupid. Game developers don't have to listen to you. Your parents bought the game, not you. You pirate games.

It's not cheating.

I am suprised they could tell the difference between Walk-L and Walk-R :D

How does Bruce Wayne shop for dress shirts?

We must build Gundam Maxter in response!

@deep_fryed: If you go to college, there is always a ADHD meds dealer.

@Anrkist:

I hope this control scheme is accepted throughout the community. I understand that the disabled gamer market is rather small compared to the overall non-disable market, but these considerations really allow the developers to show their humanity.

@NekoSniper: Correct they are technically different, but people normally use these words interchangeably.

@tomrobbins9: Next time use the #corrections tag

Due to his social disability, he probably doesn't understand what cheating really is and why it's frowned upon.