MonkeyBiz
MonkeyBiz
MonkeyBiz

Most of the arguments here resemble initial hate for the Wii a few years ago. "It's just a motion control GameCube"......

Considering the rest of the world thinks we Americans all talk like Texans...

You should see my heartrate when I am playing Super Street Fighter 4. Especially when I fail a stick motion. That is the only game that really makes me rage.

Super Mario RPG is what truly ruined the JRPG format. Once you shoot SMRPG into your veins you can never go back to the old stuff.

SSD for your main C drive, normal disk for storage, external for backup!

@gigawings: Parents will always be out of touch. I expect I will have the same problem some day.

I haven't seen this episode, but I am sure Mario slides down a pole with an American flag on it.

Would have been rather tragic if he was banned from the server for trolling.

Suddenly everyone on Kotaku was a 14 year old computer genius.

Where does banging French women come into play? I'd bet money he has some sex toy inventions that we passed off as less phallic items.

I want to dick punch any developer that adds a trophy/achivement "Be #1 on the leaderboards" for multiplayer.

The population of a tiny island has reached it's peak. When the old people die off, and more room is available, more kids will be born.

Single Crystal Sapphire. Bitches

This is news because it's not just a magnifying glass. A standard magnifying glass uses two spherical surfaces, with different radii of curvature to generate the magnification. This comes at the cost of chromatic aberration and edge distortion. You can deal with chromatic aberration with black and white text, but the

@ArmyofAdam: Retarded UFC fans will probably buy this, but not all UFC fans are retarded.

Who care's if she's faking her love of games for TV. I don't get pissed off at Harrison Ford for not really being a space pilot/smuggler. I don't hate on Steven Colbert for acting like a far right winged conservative. Do you think Jordan is always wearing Hanes and drinking Gatorade? She does a decent job on TV and

What, no "But will it run Crysis?" Comment!

He made a print of iconic characters in video games. He wasn't trying to immortalize the most important game characters into granite. There is too much hate for this print because it automatically invokes fanboys' gag reflex.

Cool print. I don't recognize quite a few people in it. $300 is a good deal for a huge print like that. People don't understand the difference between a print and a poster.