Is there anything scarier than clown porn?

What is the one dish that offends the largest number of people in the world? My money is on chili eaten on Passover.

Who's the guy in the background of the photo with the lazy eye wearing a suit that's about four sizes too big like a little kid playing dress-up? Maybe that's the perfect metaphor for the NCAA; cross eyed and playing dress-up.

I think that the most important thing that people don't do is use your cookbooks as a reference guide. Don't be afraid to make notes in the margin of your recipes. Adjust temperatures for your oven, tweak measurements, or write down ideas on how to improve the recipe after it's done.

I was eight or nine when this came out, so you can imagine my surprise when a buddy of mine invited me over to listen to this album. His parents had this huge stereo system that we cranked up loud since they weren't home right after school. My parents made me listen to classic rock growing up which gave me a great…