You’d think that a woman of 55 like McCain would have gained more worldly wisdom by now.

So I actually review stuff online, albeit using the archaic “text” format some older readers may recall, so I can tell you that writing a cover email is really not that difficult at all.

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I hope you lose your job, get kicked out of your apartment, develop a lingering illness, and then, as you are slowly dying, all the dogs in the neighborhood start pooping on you.

She played one of the little Buchanan girls in the 1974 film of The Great Gatsby, i.e., the daughter of Mia Farrow's character. She also played Shirley Temple's role in the godawful remake of The Blue Bird that starred Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Jane Fonda and Cicely Tyson. As a young adult and adult, she mostly…

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I do not enjoy having to read your reactionary whinge on Gawker. You should be made illegal.

Move to Antarctica.

Move to LA, dickwad.

Except for (maybe) professional actors, nobody is going to know how to do most of these measurements accurately. And (speaking as a former costumer here) even if these measurements are done correctly, it's still a crap shoot how well things are going to fit. So we're talking a trip to the tailor for measurements and…