You’d think that a woman of 55 like McCain would have gained more worldly wisdom by now.

She played one of the little Buchanan girls in the 1974 film of The Great Gatsby, i.e., the daughter of Mia Farrow's character. She also played Shirley Temple's role in the godawful remake of The Blue Bird that starred Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Jane Fonda and Cicely Tyson. As a young adult and adult, she mostly…

Given the Kinja setup, you hardly have to troll at all. The system guarantees that the fastest, least sincere comment immediately rockets to the top of the comments section.

Except for (maybe) professional actors, nobody is going to know how to do most of these measurements accurately. And (speaking as a former costumer here) even if these measurements are done correctly, it's still a crap shoot how well things are going to fit. So we're talking a trip to the tailor for measurements and…