I too have been waiting to buy GTA V until I could actually afford to do so. Not only does this make me NOT want to buy it, but it makes me decidedly uninterested in buying the next games as well, or anything associated with Take Two. Be as cynical as you like. Tell me my money doesn’t matter... alone, it doesn’t.…

Jesus Christ. Millennials can’t even get prostitution right.

My mother always said, “If you talk to yourself, you’re sure someone is listening to you.”

My first thought was regarding the peak, a smiling face with wings for cheeks but I do see the ninja. Sneaky as always.

Took me a second but now I can’t unsee it.

Years ago I saw someone write that you can keep a container full of coins to remind yourself that you are richer than you think.

The Xbox One S is the cheapest 4K Blu Ray player on the market right now. So yes, it does cost as much as a whole new console.

The headline is merely a fact. You’re bringing your own overly-defensive subtext to the table.

Méh, not bad but there’s lots of drone videos of European castles that you guys don’t want to talk about. Here’s 3 from Belgium:

Unless they’re trying to read the English app version of Alice in the Country of Hearts, which at its worst is....well, look at the first few images in the Google search here. It’s like they ran it through some kind of machine translator and didn’t bother to do any editing. It’s so bad at times that it’s actually…

A Japanese game series that originally sold poorly in it’s native country, and did not reach it’s current popularity until it was released in the Western Markets.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

The venn diagram between 50+ year-old Japanese businessmen, people on twitter, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously is 3 circles loosely held together by this one guy.

I dunno. “Do want to”, and ”willing to” are very different things I think.

“Today, Bungie released another update for Destiny, a video game in which players travel through space imagining new content”

In retrospect, no it really didn’t. It was original Destiny launch part 2, a la we had the wool pulled over our eyes again for essentially the same complaints we had first time around, lack of starting content and subsequent drops of content going forward.

Then she’d be dressed like this:

Figure tip here: you know collectible mini figures that are usually sold in boxes with no way of knowing which one you got? It’s not exactly gashapon, but smaller than Nendoroids. Collectible sets.

Why do all of these articles address the entire Kotaku audience like it is nothing but sexist white males? By treating all other minorities, and the opposite gender like they are invisible here, you consistently piss off the one group you are singling out (white males) while making everyone else feel like they're…