I WISH

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

Just love your kids.

After reading this, I'm going North Korea and unplugging my internet tonight. Horrible.

Okay, first off, could you be any more NSFW?

Normal people don't take the M, duh.

Where are the pivot charts? No VBA? Not even a goddamn surface diagram.

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

Everything about "golf tee in butt" is stupid, but that bruise is gnarly. I bet that shit hurt. She was an idiot for agreeing to some William-Tell stunt, and they're jerk offs for putting a girl in a situation where could really get hurt. I don't even know who's side I'm on.

that's a man baby

I never thought I'd ever have to Shazam the theme music from a personal injury lawyer from Savannah's commercial. Then again, I never thought Shia Labeouf would be the one to 'make it' from the Even Stevens cast. So, what the hell do I know?

No thanks. If I need defense representation in Georgia, I'm going to Ben Matlock.

This was really interesting, especially this part:

Early adopters fee. As with anything new, the early adopters end up having to eat much of the R&D and pay for the inefficiencies in the manufacturing. As the product develops, it's costs will no doubt go down substantially. If this catches on, I wouldn't be surprised if you could buy these things at WalMart for…

Your loss.