I will repeat what I’ve repeated everywhere:

Ya get the feeling that the Gizmodists don’t spend much time in an auto shop or on a farm. I used one of those, made entirely out of brass I think, in my Dad’s farm shop when I was but a lad and that was many years past.  He’d had the thing for at least a decade or two before I bashed the crap out of both it and my…

I love AOC and hope she runs for President one day.

Sorry but the best joke in the MCU is the Thor/Surtur conversation where the chains keep rotating Thor out of eye contact.

Should we expect a follower of cadet bone spurs to be anything but a feckless coward?

That is a gorgeous house. Way better than mine. It really isn’t fair of her to ask for a $300+ Billion corporation which earns near half of all film revenue in the US, owns theme parks, TV channels, a major streaming platform and some of the most lucrative IP in the world, to pay her the amount they are contractually…

The fact ScarJo would be fine if Disney never paid her a red scent doesn’t in any way diminish their obligation to either fulfill her contract or renegotiate it.

Doctor Strange: “Now, Peter, in order to travel through the multiverse, you need to wear this black & gold version of your costume.”

Well I, for one, subscribe to OnlyFans for the articles.

This shit would never happen to a man.

Then your guess would be wrong. I think there’s a melanin argument here.

They’re not dating...

Take it back! They ARE dating! They are! They are! They’re in love and gonna get married and have beautiful babies! BooooHooooHooooo!

Okay, so they aren’t dating.  But... How often do they bathe?  

Christ, dude already has plenty of cash, why does he need his daughter's money? If my kids can support themselves in my old age without depending on me I'd count that as good, no need to live off their work. Just be proud of what they've achieved and if you've been a good parent you can take a little credit for their…

Just posted to make this bad joke - The effect is quite noticeable in the first shot, where it is clear that one boob is deefyyyyinng graaaaviityyyy....

I mean, I know you got paid to write this...but the Drew Barrymore version of Cinderella pretty much summed this all up. I mean, she fought a man with a sword, a man who was going to rape her. So...yeah. Gen X did this already guys.

I wasn’t haven’t any problem imagining Lizzo and Chris E. dating. Yes, they seem vastly different in style, form and personality, but I could see them doing some things together. If anything, I’ve thought he seems too stodgy and beige for her.

I don’t think this is necessarily so - I look at it a lot like the power dynamic of Black and white people. Chris Evans is a wealthy, powerful white man. If he were starting this stuff with Lizzo, I’d raise an eyebrow. But Lizzo, even though a magnificent woman with talents galore, is not more powerful than Chris E.…

If you don’t pet Cerberus before every escape attempt, you’re playing the game wrong.