All these big, tough, right wing manly men sure are in need of a fainting couch when AOC comes along. 

Of course you don’t remember it, Amy, because, as the Sony leak proved, you say about a million dumbshit things a day. That’s way too many to keep track of or even be aware of the individual dumbshit content levels.

*Sighing heavily while putting my face in my hands, despite the CDC recommendations*

Because she hasn’t eaten anything in about 2 years.

I did once have a guy pull out my headphone to talk to me, chastising me for ‘ignoring him’; it was beyond shocking, and me realise that I’d somehow become used to guys interrupting me ‘normally’. Most recently, I was explaining to my partner why the wine was labelled vegan, and a guy leaned over to REPEAT EXACTLY…

The more I hear about the minutia of her life as a congresswoman, the more I fucking want to hug her and give her wine.

Men, continuing the disappointment. 

Keep your knife sharp. That helps.

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

Time to change some diapers, I guess. Depends is a good diaper brand to use for adult men who can’t hold onto their shit.

I’ve heard her on some podcasts, it sounds like she knew enough.  And she admits she was pretty awful to Macauley Culkin.  I got the sense that she and Ashton were both ashamed of how they had treated people in their lives and bonded over their desire to grow up and be better people.  I am in a similar situation in my…

The thing that I think it’s a little difficult for anyone to wrap their heads around who hasn’t dealt with abusers is that they groom their character witnesses just as thoroughly as they groom their victims. Scarlett has no doubt been subjected to just as much gaslighting as Soon-Yi, but it’s directed to a different…

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

It’s like the Tooth Fairy (to be posthumously played by Alan Rickman) trying to convince Santa Claus (Idris Elba with a pillowcase) that unicorn farts cause lung cancer. 

“He’s well within his authority to act in that manner.”

I don’t know. My kids regularly yell “avada kedavra” at each other and they're all still alive, so...

Oh no.

#AllBoobsMatter

You know damn well why they couldn’t use a larger chested woman. If we saw the outline of her boobs through her shirt without the comforting knowledge of knowing there was a bra there, people will panic. There would be mass hysteria!