AAAAUUUGHHH! LOOK OUT, DONALD! There’s a killer robot right behind you ready to activate its laser eyes!

I know from experience that being the child of a narcissist, even the favorite child of a narcissist, always ends badly. Barron’s lucky that no-one seems to remember he’s there. 

Here you go, courtesy of the Washington Post. She looks about like you'd expect.

Kelly has yet to comment publicly on the matter, but if she did, I would imagine it would be something along the lines of: “I’m not racist! I have black guns! Some of my best guns are black!”

My husband and I are both longtime weed smokers and man have we encountered lots of couples who have weird issues about the stuff.  Usually it’s one member of the couple that had never tried it and disapproves or a former weed smoker that is annoyed that the current partner still smokes. This has caused more than one…

I’m sorry for any victim of sexual abuse, and Kloss has my sympathies. This is a credible story of abuse. His rhetoric skews a little MRA-lite though and that’s troubling—I wish he were using his story to encourage more male victims of sexual abuse to come forward instead of saying “Look! Males aren’t the problem!”…

“I give him a very stern look when I hand over thousands of dollars in cash.  I mean, it’s a withering glare.  He gets the idea, I’m sure.”

My vag has been through enough already, thanks.

For the benefit of male pleasure. Well doesn't that put paid to all the nonsense about "well other traditions do it so criticizing it is racist!"

Twenty minutes? I’ll wait for the InstaPot Vag thank you very much.

I’ve been boycotting gyms my whole life.

“I have known Emperor Palpatine for many years, and while I supported and helped fund his efforts to construct a Death Star, I did not support his decision to blow up Alderaan”

depressing and on point. 

This one’s too easy: Kevin is brown and his parents are detained for several days by immigration while trying to get back into the USA after they realize they’ve left him behind. Kevin’s afraid to go to the local authorities because duh, he’s a brown preteen. 

I’m not stanning for Ms. Harris quite yet, but Tomorrow’s Leftovers would do herself good to shut her gotdamb mouth before someone serves her on a plate and calls her a grouper.

I know according to white women we aren’t allowed to slut shame but I am going to take this time to say fuck that and tell you that the guys from The Football and Basketball teams at UNLV have a lot of stories about the girl they dubbed Hoover Express. Yes Ms. Lahren was quite the thot back in her undergrad days. Long…

I’m over twice as old as this little shit. I’ve made it this far in life without being the subject of a national news story. It’s not even something I’ve tried not to do. I just don’t go around starting shit. It’s pretty fucking easy, actually. 

aww, mommy couldn’t buy her widdle wat wedemption.

Why are we glossing over the fact that the manager said it was fine, but then told him to go upstairs to a different bartender?

Oh, Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick--I have sex with someone of the opposite gender and this is almost enough to make me switch for simply aesthetic reasons.  Oy.