This is the straight pride flag. I’m not joking.

Have you considered fucking fully off?

“And I kind of don’t watch it now just because it infuriates people so much, like, ‘How? How have you never watched any, any Star Wars?’ And I just kind of wanna see how long I can make it now.”

Fox & Friends must have covered this while the ToddlerInChief was watching. I’m sure he was already hurting from watching #IStandWithIlhan trend much higher on Twitter Wednesday night than those standing with Trump. Now, She gets the hero’s welcome he’s always longed for. “Send He Back”.

Hot take: Pulp Fiction was trash. I remember all the college kids gagging deep on this movie.

Nobody ever had to threaten to send a glass of water back to its own country.

I have to say, I think it’s time for Pelosi and the rest of the old Dem guard to go. If we had a House filled with people like AOC, Tlaib, Omar, and Pressley, Donald would be waist-deep in impeachment by now. We can’t afford centrism anymore. The planet literally can’t take any more Republican dominance and their centr…

Word. And the crazy thing is that if anyone opposes these ideas, they’re not even stuck in the 1950s, because even in the era, we at least saw the CRA get signed and the expansion of the New Deal and Social Security in some regards. These fuckers who think AOC et al are EXTREME COMMUNISTS WHO HATE FREEDOM belong in…

And the thing is??? A LOT of these “radical” policies got their damn start in the fifties and sixties! You know who one of the first groups trying to fight acid rain and pollution was? Ducks Unlimited, a friggin’ hunting organization. There shouldn’t be anything inherently unconservative about ANY of these positions.

Universal health care.

How long till Jay-Z gives up that embarrassing mid life crisis hair? Whatever happened to just getting a ridiculously overpriced flashy car?

My second thought on seeing Meghan (the first being “Damn, she’s beautiful”) was “Ouch, nursing boobs.”
(On Instagram. I was there first, then saw this post). 

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

Can’t even be a cop while black now?!?! What the.....ah just more f...kery….

America Airlines’ dress code policy is outlined in its contract of carriage, stating only, “dress appropriately; bare feet or offensive clothing aren’t allowed.”

Ill-defined, “know it when we see it” dress codes for kids in schools are bad. For adults they’re completely unacceptable. Either be explicit up front or don’t bother. Planes in particular are uncomfortable, inconvenient, and stressful enough without people having to wonder if their pants are too tight or their…

I know rompers are a crime against fashion and all things practical, but no airline has ever made a big deal of all the white women holding up bathroom lines as they struggle to urinate in an adult onesie.

Obviously women are generally too wise to buy your bathwater...But men...A lot of us have a tomboy lesbian friend that we secretly crush on at least a little.

I wish I was young and hot enough to rake in this kind of bank. I just assume she’s already a millionaire from this. Being a very tall, middle-aged tomboy, lesbian, I feel like I wouldn’t be able to attract enough followers.

That is a really long way to write “boys will be boys”