They are. Games with 100% reproducible crashes are instant fails. Everything else fills up a bucket with points, crashes that happen randomly (and the 1st party QA can’t repro it) are smaller points. Anything that causes the user to be stuck permanently, or something really severe, could also be a fail, or a large…

That top image is exactly why this is my favorite entry in the series. It’s been a while since I played the game, so I don’t remember the context from that scene, but I can tell that Zidane is somewhat alarmed, possibly creeped out by the eyeball structure. Garnet on the other hand is not intimidated, and walks right…

I wonder who designed them...

I don’t like this. It is actually a pretty bad idea. Sticking what looks like a toy in an outlet. Yeah... nothing will go wrong there.

And Darkstalkers didn’t even had the chance to flourish before it was driven into the ground, they just re-released Darkstalkers 3 like 5 times with nothing else in between.

You neglected to mention Drill Dozer, which was a really fun Gameboy Advance game developed by Game Freak.

I blame the mother for letting her ELEVEN YEAR OLD SON buy a copy of GRAND THEFT AUTO 5. the level of stupidity there is astounding.

My obscure fun N64 game: Space Station Silicon Valley! I’m pretty sure my memories of it are hazy and viewed through nostalgia tinted glasses but I have good memories of it! I’d give it a shot if they did re-release it but my expectations for actually enjoying it now would be pretty low...

Oh, come one! Even leaving all Rare games aside, there are still other games they can feasibly get:

No Rocket: Robot on Wheels?! That game is a masterpiece!

Replace those awful Castlevania games with Pokemon Stadium and Pilot Wing 64 and you have yourself a deal.

I worked on the advertising for the dreamcast when it launched, and we all loved the dreamcast, but it was overshadowed by the N64 launch.

“You’ll get the opposite and like it.”

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

“This Star Wars Board Game Is a Great Distraction From Family Political Talk”

“This Star Wars Board Game Is a Great Distraction From Family Political Talk”

Never use the words “Tetris Attack” and “OK” in the same sentence again, unless you’re conceding that, “OK, Tetris Attack is the best.”